Showing posts with label random questions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label random questions. Show all posts

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Random Question of the Day – Bootie Stank

Ok this is actually a good question that got sent in...and to be honest I have no idea if there is an answer.

The question is this (and I am paraphrasing)...

Even after hanging my booties to dry out under a vent every night they “still smell like a rabid iguana in heat took a poopoo in them”. Is there some trick that anyone uses to keep them fresh?



Booties are like some sort of freak of engineering... nothing else, (besides a port-o-potty...and dog gas), can smell so consistently bad. They are basically ok just out of the box but the second they get wet it is like a mustard gas chemical plant...it is uncanny.

Anyway I usually leave mine out in the garage, or in the back of the truck, and just take shallow breaths when I put them on.

Any of you guys have some bootie secrets? (throw them up on the comments if you do)